Try on your Halloween costume before the day of a family-friendly party.

Even if you ordered it on-line according to your measurements.

Because the package you  received states (in very small print)

For sizes 2-10.”

Congratulations Halloween stereotype of skimpy/tight costumes for women.

Your power is strong.

 

 

* Someone out there actually believes that a size 2 butt and a size 10 butt fit into the same skirt.

** Managed to make it work with a little needle and thread.  And the party was mostly outside, so a much-needed jacket helped keep the rating to PG-13.

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