My parents gave me a choice between the two cheapest frames.
Option 1: Clear, chunky frames
Option 2: Clear, chunky frames with rainbow lines running through them.
I chose the first pair with the thought that they’d somehow be less dorky than the second. If I can get a hold of a picture to scan, you will have the opportunity to judge for yourself. I might as well have gone for the colors.
Not to mention that my parents would feel validated somehow. “See?!? I told you they were cool!!!!”